if you own a mac im sorry....hehe check this out

[jadey]

check this out....incredibly funny and genius

http://members.cox.net/clyqz/macs.html

[Alex]

sooooooo.

Mac Rules!

[yukawai]

woooh, I liked it lol XD poor cp he kicked tho ;_;

[Neko Morningstar]

.............what's he saying?

[Deushi Yoshiharu]

... like a Jack Russel fucking terrier. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] This guy's hilarious.

I like how he went from the calm descriptions of the senses one can get from operating a computer to strange finger yoga and then to describing the useful option the monitor handle allows of chaining it up and finally to frustrated screaming and pc beatings.

The result of a well meaning and intellectual man encountering a diabolical fiend from hell called the Macintosh.
[img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

[Alex]

Yeah but Bill Gates owns hell. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[Neko Morningstar]

........;__________; I don't understand. I'm deaf, and that thing doesn't have captions. What' sthe guy saying?

[jadey]

Ok i wrote out what he says. its no fun if we cant all get a laugh out of it. i may have a word here or there wrong...but this is pretty much what he says. its pretty long. took a while to write. i had to keep pausing every like 4 words. but i had a lot of time on hands...so here goes

"Editing is all mac base now
"I mean there are programms out there on the Pc..whether your using Avid or Final Cut Pro..your working on a mac
"Using a mac is a little different than using a pc
"See its not so much operating a computer as it is..tricking it, fooling it into doing whatever it is you want it to do
"Uhh, you kind of have to sneak up on a mac
"I don't feel like I'm operating the mac so much as I'm just there sharing the mac experience
"And if I can do something useful while the mac is willing, so much the better
"One of the coolest feature of the macintosh, actually is that it's really easy to shut down
"All you have to do is being using a piece of software and POOF! it goes away! Its gone..it shut down
"You didn't push any buttons, you didn't close, you didn't even save..its just gone!
"Unless you want to shut down a mac that's a whole 'nother story
"I mean you try to close the programm and it locks up
"And then you do that funny thing..what is it? clover leaf period thing? Its unnatural and ultimately uselss interrupt key...they nothing moves
"You push the power button and it won't turn off
"You go around and unplug it...and you better hope your not on a lap top..cuz then you gotta find the damn battery and pull that out or it will never shut down!
"So i put my CD in the CD rom tray and I'm copying media off that cd..Im dragging it to my desktop, dragging to my desktop, dragging it to my desktop
"I eject it...and Where Did My Files Go?
"Its the only operating system that i know where click and drag does not mean you actually copy or move anything. No you're just making short cuts on your desktop
"So I got my next CD. I slam it in to the CD Rom tray and low and behold..its starts playing ALL BY ITS SELF!
"I'm looking for a way to turn it off, finally out of an act of desperation, I click and drag the CD into the garbage can.
"THE SYSTEM LOCKS UP!!!"
"SO i go do the clover leaf period spacebar thing..hoping I can stop the program and I get a little caution window saying, careful, intterupting this programm may lock up the system
"I try to click ok But the systems already locked up!!
"I like the handle here..thats so you can attach a chain to it and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR
"The mac is practicing some kind of Bizzare Pyschological warfare, cuz I'm working late at night.
"Out of the corner of my eye I keep seeing this thing jumping up and down ..the update manager is bouncing at the bottom of the screen, like a JACK RUSSEL FUCKING TERRIER
"So I'm looking looking around a list of files, trying to find the excutable it wants me to update and if I click on any one of them by accident, I RENAME IT!!
"OH NO its been rename nothing..it was some kind of important system file and the computer crashes
"On a PC..no data is really lost. I mean theres a way to undeleate a file. I you know what your doing on a Dos..you can go and recover anything thats been corrupted
"On a mac, if you lose a file, you run to the store to get a copy of the mac version of norton utilities
"You run back only to have norton go YOU IDIOT! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH! THE FILE IS FUCKING GONE! ITS JUST GONE!
"Don't have any tooles or any kind of buttons or whatever or dials or switches at the bottom of the screen cuz if you reach for them the *Doc Menu Comes Up*
"Ahhhhhhhhhh
"You have to angle around and try to dodge things to get to the controls. Its kind of like BOXING with your computer
"I can put it on the bottom..I can put it on the left..I can put it on the right..But NOOO I can't put it on the top cuz thats reserved for the ALMIGHTY APPLE
**He growls and raises his arm
**He's crying while hitting the comp
"My name is Leanard Cressel (I'm guessing on the spelling of that name). I'm an editor and I cut together everything you saw tonight *sigh* on a macintosh
**The thing says Crash Different..
"Mac kills my inner child"

ok phew....im done

[Countess D]

Hehe...thanks for writting it. Now I can laugh of everything he says and not just to his reactions.

[Alex]

Jadey, that was really generous of you to do that!

I was going to post a microsoft announcement that just came out about the rebates they must give as punishment for their past indescretions but thought it would be too much work to rewrite it here. [img]redface.gif[/img]

What you did took a lot more effort to do than what I didn't do. [img]redface.gif[/img]

<font color="#660033" size="1">[ November 14, 2003 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Alex ]</font>